Tony Sarrecchia's Cold Cuts

Tony Sarrecchia's Cold Cuts

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The Enemy is Photosynthesis
My Lawn Never Signed the Cease-Fire
Jun 17 • Tony Sarrecchia
Please Stop Oversharing Near My Fountain Pen
I Can Only Write So Fast
Jun 10 • Tony Sarrecchia
Don't Make it Weird
My first trip to a kink convention
Jun 3 • Tony Sarrecchia

May 2026

When Everybody Got the Joke
We Used to Speak the Same Language
May 27 • Tony Sarrecchia
The Gospel According to Bench #3
Raised by Gym Mythology
May 19 • Tony Sarrecchia
Netflix Has Accidentally Become the World’s Weirdest Horror Video Store
Listen on Spotify
May 12 • Tony Sarrecchia
The Cost of Clean Thinking
Why I Still Write Like It’s 1899
May 5 • Tony Sarrecchia

April 2026

Debtors’ Prison, But With Towels
(This used to be punishment.
Apr 28 • Tony Sarrecchia
Cold Cuts 1: Formal Complaint Regarding Stairs
Apr 26 • Tony Sarrecchia
4:31
The Long Walk: Corporate Edition (or, Why Return to Office Feels Longer Than It Should)
On return-to-office, invisible friction, and why work sometimes feels longer than it actually is.
Apr 21 • Tony Sarrecchia
Why Dogs Tilt Their Heads (The Dog Isn’t Confused)
A quick one for the weekend. Featuring Clancy the Staffy.
Apr 19 • Tony Sarrecchia
You Can’t Process This
Why story systems works… until they don't
Apr 14 • Tony Sarrecchia
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