Sometimes I Dream
Alfred called me because Batman had gone missing. He gave me the choice of Steven Moffat, William Shatner or Dick Chaney (!) to help me find him. Chaney said he was too old to go into the field but he would use his CIA connections to help me find him. Shatner said only if he got top billing and no-one talked about Star Trek. Bree Turner (Grimm) was the plucky reporter who was trying to find out if Batman was really missing (it was kept hush-hush at the request of Commissioner Gordon) and became my assistant. The villain was, surprisingly not Dick Chaney, but a guy who used to work at AT&T (Shyam).